So I called the fabulous Owens Brothers, tree experts extraordinaire, and they came on Saturday with a crew and serious equipment, and Took Care of It.
8:25 a.m. Saturday. The pall of hated, spiky green.
8:30 a.m. The convoy of trucks, some the size of small buildings.
with cute names
8:40 a.m. Down to business. Steve backs in the cherry-picker and makes quick work of the Most Hated One. Yes, that awful tree was as tall as the house.
Meanwhile, Dennis got the guys working on the side yard -- grossly deciduous and overgrown Rose of Sharon bushes and, what else, more holly trees.
whee ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
9:10 (or so). Dennis pruned the dogwood tree. I do like the dogwood tree. I hope that now that it doesn't have to compete with the hulking holly for air, water, and light, that it will relax into its more natural, beautifully graceful form.
Steve (and Vermeer) ground out the stumps
If she were alive to see this, my mother would kill me. heh. heh. heh. . .
Although, it looks a little bare . . . I will need to investigate full-sun planting, new territory, for sure.
Curious side note: back in the early 1960s, when they were young and in love and first married, Dennis and Steve's parents lived in the first-floor apartment of the house. Their Dad, Bobby Owens, was one of the original Owens Brothers and started the business with his brothers when they were barely out of their teens. (One brother, I think, may still have been in his teens.)
It's almost a shame the house itself isn't a writer . . . it has stories.